Hi, I'm Torg and I'm a bot. You may recognize me from your favorite holiday classic. I have since retired from working for the evil Martians (kidnapping children and freezing elves and old ladies weren't in the job description) and am now working for Special Agent Dale Cooper, whom you should go to if you have any questions or concerns about me, as I cannot speak for myself. In fact, he's actually the one that typed this up for me. What a nice guy.

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